Saturday, 20 October 2018
Long Beach
The town of Long Beach has two beach approach roads.

satellite view of beach approach roads, Bolstad and Sid Snyder
Bolstad is at the top of the photo, is several blocks long, and has no businesses next to the planters (except for the first one). It begins with the iconic Long Beach Arch.

Bolstad beach approach garden
Sid Snyder Drive, toward the bottom of the satellite photo, has planters flanked with two horse ride outfits, an apartment building, two hotels, a restaurant, a distillery, and the World Kite Museum. It has more eyes on the planters and much less of plant theft.
For the past several years, we have been frustrated by the Bolstad planters because every new plant we install has been stolen. We replant, and the plants are stolen again. Earlier this week, we heard the secondhand news that a local citizen complained on a city employee’s Facebook profile that the Bolstad planters looked so terrible that she wanted to plant things in them herself, and that she was thinking of writing a letter to the editor about their dreadfulness.
When we drove out there after work today, I expected to find something dire. Perhaps in the dry weather spell, the rosemary in one planter had completely died and was a brown twiggy corpse. Perhaps each planter was full of weeds and death. Well….no. The planters were their usual tatty and frustrating selves. If it were not for the recurring plant theft, I could plant them with an assortment of more interesting drought tolerant plants. Unfortunately, that has become a waste of time and money. As usual. we will add mulch to the planters this fall and will sow some poppy seeds….probably to the usual failure because of the exceptionally dry and salty and windy conditions. We could do so much more if only the thievery would cease—and no, there is nowhere to install cameras, and no one with time to review camera footage if there were cameras, and thieves steal spiky and thorny plants as much as any other plant, and I am not allowed to install booby traps.
The thief steals bulbs, too, from the planters and the ground level garden. Using a trowel or shovel, entire clumps of bulbs are removed in flower, leaving a hole behind.
Perhaps when we retire, which with a rude person insulting our work feels like will be sooner rather than later, a new gardener will have better luck with these. Next year, I plan to give it one more go with new plants. I believe that the thief has been one repeat person because of the way the plants are so quickly removed, leaving holes, with no attempt to even cover up. If we are lucky, that thievin’ varmint has moved away and no one as avaricious will take her place.
Planter Reference Post, Bolstad beach approach, October 2018

planter eleven, almost all the way to the boardwalk
The old established plants in planter eleven are two santolinas, one catmint (its partner was stolen) and some armeria maritima (sea thrift) and some dull carpeting sedums. We’ve tried adding some lavender, eryngium, and more sea thrift and interesting sedums or sempervivums (hens and chickens). None of the new plants last overnight without being stolen.
Here it is in May 2017:

westernmost planter on Bolstad, looking empty in 2017 because the Sedum ‘Autumn Joy’ I had filled in with have all been stolen. (Later, most of the golden oregano was stolen, too.)

planter ten
Planter ten has two established silver santolinas. It did have two established green santolinas, till one of the green ones was stolen. Some of the creeping sedum and some bulb foliage (mostly muscari, which does not get stolen as readily as narcissi) are all that are left, other than an oregano one one side; its mate on the other side (I like symmetry) was stolen. It pains me greatly to have the symmetry destroyed by theft.

planter nine, the Lisa Bonney Memorial Planter
This year, Lisa’s relatives or friends added some lavender and artemisia in midsummer, in her memory. At first, the new plants were not watered and were dying. I trimmed them back and posted a public post on Facebook imploring that someone get the message to whoever planted them that newly planted plants in mid summer need water. The parks manager said he would get the crew to give some extra water to this planter. I think it worked, and miraculously, the plants were not stolen. Despite the memorial plaque, everything Allan and I have planted there has been stolen (this being the first year we did not even try). This is what gives me hope that maybe the thief has moved away or reformed and that perhaps we dare to try again next spring.
Can you imagine stealing from a planter with this plaque?

plaque on Lisa’s memorial planter
And yet, it happened repeatedly. Well-loved Lisa was murdered in 2009 by her ex boyfriend very near to where this planter sits, in front of witnesses during the annual Rod Run weekend. I knew her only in passing but several of my friends knew her well and cherished her. Since then, an annual run to raise awareness of domestic violence begins on this beach approach road.
Here was the planter when we planted it up in 2010, before the rampant thieving started:

Lisa’s planter

Lisa’s memorial planter back when
I wish the planters could be pretty like that again.

planter eight
Again, planter eight just has creeping sedum, santolina, old sea thrift. Lavenders, eryngiums, thymes, hens and chicks, and every other attempt at beauty disappeared, leaving holes behind. Often the established sea thrift has big chunks dug out of it, a rather futile attempt to get a free plant because it does not transplant well.

planter seven
Planter seven has rosemary planted by my friend Lily Gibson, who once upon a time was a planter volunteer for two planters out here (back when all were done by volunteers). The rosemary is now for remembrance, because she died of ALS. I have tried adding sea thrift, santolinas, golden thyme, variegated thyme, and other prettier plants, but guess what, they were stolen. Now I have two bits of santolina cuttings stuck in there to try again.

planter six
Planter six has the usual two established santolinas. I removed the shasta daisies left from volunteer days because they were ill suited and always crispy and thirsty. Even the remaining beach strawberry was crispy earlier this year before we had one good day of autumn rain over a week ago. I have tried the usual thyme, lavender, and sea thrift planting in here…they were gone the next day.

planter five
Planter five is repeatedly so hard hit that it doesn’t even have santolina. Just some sea thrift and beach strawberry. Someone dug out a corner of the sea thrift, leaving a low spot. If a planter that looked this sad were downtown, I would dig it out and start over, but here, it seems futile.

planter four
Planter four was planted by Florence Shawa back in volunteer days and still has her ornamental grasses. I miss the days when I could add tough annuals like gazanias and statice to make the planters more colorful. A coreopsis has been left alone on one side, but the matching one is missing. Makes me twitchy.

planter three
Planter three has Crocosmia ‘Lucifer’ and lots of it, planted by a volunteer back in the day. I added some green santolina, which I have not had time to trim for the autumn. It is a dull planter but at least the plants are tough and hard to remove.

planter two
Planter two was one of my original volunteer planters. It has santolinas and an old dianthus and a geranium sanguineum on one side. The matching geranium was stolen, leaving a huge ole. I replaced it and the replacement got stolen. I replaced it again, and the new one is still there but quite small. This planter used to be ever so pretty…

planter one
Haven’t had time to trim the green santolinas yet in planter one. This planter is next to a townhouse building; unfortunately, none of the windows overlook it. It is sheltered from wind so is a bit more lush and has a bit less thievery. Has santolinas, sea thrift, some Dutch iris left from the volunteers. We redid it a few years ago because it had gone completely to mint that the volunteers had planted, and it has managed to keep more new plants than the other planters.
Here is a photo of one of the planters back before the pilferer(s) came to town. We would not be able to make the plants look this perky, though, unless they got regular water.

beachy planter on the Bolstad beach approach, 2013

31 July, 2012 Allan bucket watering Bolstadt beach approach planter. Each downtown planter has its own water, but not so the beach approach planters.
The above photo shows that the intense thievery started after 2012.
We resigned from the bucket watering brigade when my knee got too weak and when Allan started to feel it very badly in his back.
And there you have it. I look forward to retiring and seeing someone else have more success with these eleven planters. We will try again next year with a test planting of new plants… I did not have the heart to plant new bulbs out here this fall because so many clumps of bulbs were taken away last year.
Fortunately, our downtown city planters still look lush and good and satisfying and are pretty much treated with respect and appreciation.
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